Sunday, August 05, 2012

Sunday Morning Comin' Down



"Take-a-Gorgon-to-Work Day" redux edition.


Ann Coulter was on "This Week..." defending Willard Romney's Illuminati-grade secrecy and Nixon-grade lying about every salient aspect of his life by shrilling that (possible drug addict?) Bill Clinton didn't release his medical records so fuck you Librul traitors!


"He absolutely should not release any more tax returns. He has released two years. Bill Clinton wouldn't release his medical records. You know, people kind of wondered about that. We know after the JFK presidency, you could have an issue with a drug addict president, but he just dug in his heels--"

Thus reminding everyone with functional memories that the Coulter media tapeworm originally clawed it's way out of back-alley obscurity and achieved professional escape velocity by lying louder and crazier about Bill Clinton than almost anyone else, and that in all of her many  hollow, fevered, blood-soaked, hate-mongering years since, the only way Coulter has managed to hang onto the ragged edge of celebrity has been by out-batshitting the competition.

Of course there were long stretches when Ms. Coulter seemed on the verge of being finally and fittingly dispatched to the ash-heap of history, such as here -- in one of Conservatism's many horribly misguided attempts at mixing projectile-bile vomiting with "humor" -- where she was reduced to playing "Madame" to Rush Limbaugh's Wayand Flowers.






The key difference being that Wayand Flowers and Madame occasionally had their moments:






But like genital herpes, Ann Coulter never really goes away. 


Of course, given the fact that the GOP has been a full-on, shit-scribbling-on-the-walls madhouse for decades now, it is not hard to understand why, over and over again, such creatures as Coulter crawl out of its whelping box and into full-time gigs at Fox News or on Hate Radio.   What is less clear is why a "legitimate" and "respected" program like "This Week..." would mainstream this hell-beast by booking her on their air --


"...Ann Coulter, whose book "Demonic: How the Liberal Mob is Endangering America" now out in paperback."


-- thus lending her the veneer of whatever is left of their credibility.


And doing it twice in as many months?  And doing it as bookends to an appearance by the equally odious Dana Loesch?

For that explanation we must turn to Faye Dunaway:




As always, The Gingrich Rules are in full effect, and will remain so until a sufficient amount of professional pain is inflicted on the people who make these decision convinces them to make better decisions.


7 comments:

Cirze said...

Their air?

Our air.

Take it back!!!!

And aim a magnifying mirror on these devil spawn.

Constantly.

S

"Clean it up!"

Unknown said...

That was a great way to start the day.

Jwmcc said...

Network: a movie completely ahead of its' time..

marindenver said...

"But like genital herpes, Ann Coulter never really goes away."

Haha, but seriously, as the joke goes, you're giving genital herpes a bad name.

And how do you even say this:

'Ann Coulter, whose book "Demonic: How the Liberal Mob is Endangering America" '

with a straight face. We are so totally doomed as a society.

Frank Stone said...

Boy -- so she must have been really pissed at how Dick Cheney was so secretive about his own history in 2000, including his medical records.

Right?

Anonymous said...

Coulter's shrill voice and loud attempts to overtake the other panelists were simply awful.
She thinks she can hold her own by booming out a lengthy tirade and always seems to dominate. I was struck by how calm and cool the men there in comparision--she gives us gals a bad name.

e.a.f. said...

sitting north of your border, I'd have to say what is endangering American is poverty, lack of jobs, too many guns killing people at random, dirty coal, air pollution, & a lot of rich people who don't care about their fellow citizens.

Maybe next time they do a Mars landing they could send Ms. Coulter. Of course I understand her position on certain subjects make her a great deal of money. On the other hand there is such a thing as self respect but then some of those republicans just don't seem to have any.